twisted species..
18Feb07
*adult content* *for educational purpose only*
So.. previous day.. was surfing channels late night on my tele and what comes naturally to me is to put on cartoon network… nothing good was on… switched it to discovery channel.. watched it for a minute.. nothing interesting on.. so switched to travel and living.. again the same story.. so then.. I tried national geographic (this one was the last on my list cause the whole damn channel is dubbed from english to hindi.. spoiling the fun..).. and I hear something called “hasthmaithun”.. 1st expression.. shock.. then intrigue.. hmm… something weird definitely.. and in a minute i get the essence of the show.. basically they just wanted to convey this message : “humans are not the only twisted (read lesbians and gays and masturbation.. well the last one doesn’t really qualify.. its out of desperation..) species around on this planet”.. still dont get the idea???
let me “throw some light” on the subject.. even other species are “in” on the subject of self reliance (read masturbation) and same sex relationships..
- a male bonobo jerking off while hanging on a tree.. (pictorial details might be available on national geographic)
- a female bonobo masturbating using a salivated stick.. (and this was with the original sound effects.. X|.. monkeys.. ????.. i don’t even have the expression to express myself on this )
- two snakes one on one.. same sex..
- two lizards.. same sex.. again one on one..
- dolphins sticking their thing into each others airhole.. under water.. and swimming..
- a group of some kind of organisms.. yeah.. hermaphrodites.. in a circle.. connected together.. get the picture?? (a single organism playing male and female at the same time.. that too in a group of 15 – 20)
- and the Might “King of the Jungle” being satisfied by one of his council..
And we thought humans are twisted..
believe me when i say this : We are only Humans..
And to some political activists in In**a i just wanna say… “WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS?? HUH??”
PS: Thanks to some so called so called guardians.. AXN was banned in in**a recently cause it was supposedly airing “sexually objectionable” content..
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tests…
16Feb07
this is life.. when you are born.. they check your health.. if you don’t pass it.. you are thrown (read carefully put) into an incubator.. then.. you try and grow up against the will of your mom & dad (read.. family.. include other relationship branches).. and then your 1st day at kinder garden.. there too you are judged by some young female trying to get “work experience”.. then comes school.. here you get to give a test a week (YAY!!! *****)… your friends judge you considering your whistling abilities.. your female friends rate you from 1 to 10 on the cuteness scale.. teachers try and break the “shell” you are supposedly living in.. and all this running parallel the hormonal war raging inside of you..
And then comes college.. even here.. you are not rested for a minute hour day.. teachers again judge you on your ability to please them (read buttering).. and again.. more tests.. oh.. and i forgot the girlfriend part.. **** (it just reads shit)…
PS : i got 7 tests spread throughout the coming week..
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sometimes…
16Feb07
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
| × I miss somebody right now. (guess not..) | ✓ I don’t watch much TV these days. (boring..) | × I own lots of books. (neh.. i borrow..) |
| ✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (glasses.. panache) | ✓ I love to play video games. (muah..) | × I’ve tried marijuana. (rite..) |
| ✓ I’ve watched porn movies. (dont judge me!!) | × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. | ✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (live by it..  ) |
| × I curse sometimes. (never.. peace.. dove.. olive leaves!!) | ✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (sniff..) | × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (i want one..) |
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we all know about the ongoing battle between RIAA and ROTW (Rest Of The World).. yea.. so their next victim being isohunt (the site which is supposed as the no. 2 or 3 in torrent indexing and tracking..).. they were shutdown by their ISP without any advance notice.. as posted on their website isohunt..
its up now..
its up now..
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execution video…
06Jan07
Neh.. i wouldn’t post such a thing.. its not right.. this is something i stumbled upon while on a torrent search website… if you are an advanced user.. you’ll probably be able to guess the name of the website..
so what is extras suppose to mean?? I mean a man was hanged.. and they are getting enjoyment out of it.. bloody sick.. gets on my nerves.. he might have been a bad man.. maybe the worst kind there can be.. but still an homosapien..
sick people..
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a sigh..
01Jan07
yea well.. its just a long sigh exhale..
& a happy new year!!!
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a tattoo..
30Dec06
I always wanted to get a tattoo ever since I saw bikers sporting them on their shoulders, backs, temples (check out mike tysons tattoo) and arms.. the feeling got stronger once I watched some show on Discovery Travel & Living.. awesome tattoo u can get..
so.. my friend got one for himself.. hehe.. the picture u see below is a dragon breathing fire.. pretty cool eh?
This has been done by one of his friends.. and i must say.. good tattoo! awesome artist! The tattoo is not permanent and is done by a marker.. it was done with the shear motive to kill time.. but it came out awesome!
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super villian quiz..
30Dec06
and in continuation with my previous post.. here’s a villain quiz.. the one thing i observed was.. it does give somewhat relevant results.. i always thought dark phoenix was Hot* (* in my own weird ways…) and the result proved it.. though.. mystique was 2nd on my list.. followed by magneto..
Your results:
You are Dark Phoenix
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A prime example of emotional extremes: Passion and fury incarnate.
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Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz
i must say.. good work guys!!
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superhero quiz…
30Dec06
I’ve always loved comics from since i was a kid.. and i still do love em.. and what could have been better to know which superhero u would have become if the world went your way.. yea.. it would be breathtaking.. and now i found a way.. a website that asks your about 20 or 30 questions.. and gives u the query results.. of course.. it only works if u answer them from the heart.. not just to manipulate results.. here is mine.. (yeah.. i took it for the 1st time and got this result.. even i was shocked to know that somewhere deep inside me.. there’s superman waiting to take on the not so good guys..)
below is my result..
Your results:
You are Superman
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You are mild-mannered, good, strong and you love to help others.
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help others..
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