twisted species..

18Feb07

*adult content* *for educational purpose only*

So.. previous day.. was surfing channels late night on my tele and what comes naturally to me is to put on cartoon network… nothing good was on… switched it to discovery channel.. watched it for a minute.. nothing interesting on.. so switched to travel and living.. again the same story.. so then.. I tried national geographic (this one was the last on my list cause the whole damn channel is dubbed from english to hindi.. spoiling the fun..).. and I hear something called “hasthmaithun”.. 1st expression.. shock.. then intrigue.. hmm… something weird definitely.. and in a minute i  get the essence of the show.. basically they just wanted to convey this message : “humans are not the only twisted (read lesbians and gays and masturbation.. well the last one doesn’t really qualify.. its out of desperation..) species around on this planet”.. still dont get the idea???

let me “throw some light” on the subject.. even other species are “in” on the subject of self reliance (read masturbation) and same sex relationships..

• a male bonobo jerking off while hanging on a tree.. (pictorial details might be available on national geographic)
• a female bonobo masturbating using a salivated stick.. (and this was with the original sound effects.. X|.. monkeys.. ????.. i don’t even have the expression to express myself on this )
• two snakes one on one.. same sex..
• two lizards.. same sex.. again one on one..
• dolphins sticking their thing into each others airhole.. under water.. and swimming..
• a group of some kind of organisms.. yeah.. hermaphrodites.. in a circle.. connected together.. get the picture?? (a single organism playing male and female at the same time.. that too in a group of 15 – 20)
• and the Might “King of the Jungle” being satisfied by one of his council..

And we thought humans are twisted..
believe me when i say this : We are only Humans..

And to some political activists in In**a i just wanna say… “WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS?? HUH??”

PS: Thanks to some so called so called guardians.. AXN was banned in in**a recently cause it was supposedly airing “sexually objectionable” content..

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